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 Sunday, September 13 2009 @ 05:52 PM UTC  
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... when you, aloud or in thoughts, narrate your every action in the third person perspective.

... when you narrate your narrating.

... when you think about the appropiate colour codes when narrating the narrating and

... when you narrate that as well.


It has become less of an imperative by now.


 
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 Sunday, September 13 2009 @ 10:32 PM UTC  
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When you mentally cheer upon finding a cigarette.

When you whip out your wallet when you cut your finger.

When you walk into your garden expecting to meet strangers from 3 towns down the Rush Hour Driver infested road, regardless of the time.

When you realize you're sooooo going to be late for class 'cause you're still up finishing your day and you're afraid to go to sleep 'cause your alarm might try to kill you. -_-'


If the world didn't suck, we'd fall off.
 
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 Thursday, September 24 2009 @ 07:44 PM UTC  
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When asked to do a creative writing assignment, your mind automatically jumps to the Island.


 
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 Thursday, September 24 2009 @ 07:54 PM UTC  
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9. You aren't afraid of normal woodland creatures, finding them too mundane to be a threat.

Clearly you've never been attacked by a bear looking for its salad tongs.


11. You have no qualms about flirting with the local bar wench, but you would never consider actually marrying them.

Actually, that one isn't that abnormal.


 
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 Thursday, September 24 2009 @ 10:29 PM UTC  
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When your dreams start involving Kittymorphs in place of humans...
And none of the remaining humans bat an eye at it.


 
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 Thursday, September 24 2009 @ 11:48 PM UTC  
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11. You have no qualms about flirting with the local bar wench, but you would never consider actually marrying them because you think that everyday they'll make you uglier.

Actually, that one isn't that abnormal.

Fixed? Razz


 
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 Friday, September 25 2009 @ 01:38 AM UTC  
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1. You debate hitting someone in a specific spot rather than flailing away madly, as it might tire you out more quickly.
2. You consider your underwear to be armor.
3. You type "/me" or "::" before replying to an e-mail.
4. You have reflexively reached for a spork when the hot girl/guy at work strolls by.


Judging by the chaos, I've been here already.
 
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 Friday, September 25 2009 @ 01:47 AM UTC  
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11. You have no qualms about flirting with the local bar wench, but you would never consider actually marrying them because you think that everyday they'll make you uglier.

Actually, that one isn't that abnormal.

Fixed? Razz



Actually, that makes it even less abnormal.


...When you are convinced that you can use improbable powers by jamming a metal piece into your head. (Season 1 reference of an Implant, for those of you that don't get it)

...When you become extremely uncomfortable around red-clad blondes in their mid 20's. (I wonder how she hasn't been mentionned yet.)


Yes, I have a dream, of electronic sheeps and linen bedsheets. But that's not the point. Or isn't it?
 
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Chimental
 Sunday, November 01 2009 @ 02:58 PM UTC  
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When you start throwing insults at mushrooms at the grocery.


I make the many models of a mutant individual. To make them I use vegetables, animals, and minerals. From robot bugs to zombie bears to many singing barnacles.
 
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 Sunday, November 01 2009 @ 03:43 PM UTC  
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When you start throwing insults at mushrooms at the grocery.



I do that all the time as a matter of course. Who doesn't?


 
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Anonymous: g_rock
 Friday, November 06 2009 @ 11:40 PM UTC  


You start counting as soon as any web page loads, and only click links on counts of 1-7

You IM someone you know, and wonder why : isn't giving you grey action-speak


 
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 Friday, November 06 2009 @ 11:58 PM UTC  
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When you mis-pronounce a word and your first thought is 'Damn typo gremlins'

Yes, I have done this


 
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 Saturday, November 07 2009 @ 02:50 AM UTC  
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You IM someone you know, and wonder why : isn't giving you grey action-speak



I mess this up all the time in other programs now.


 
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 Sunday, November 08 2009 @ 10:02 PM UTC  
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Someone in the office brings in cake, and you eat a big piece because you want to be FULL OF CAKE. And for the rest of the day, you enter situations thinking, "it's okay, I have a Cake buff!"


 
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 Monday, November 09 2009 @ 09:25 PM UTC  
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You're channel surfing, and find yourself waiting exactly 4, 5, 6, or 7 seconds between button clicks.


I ATE PINEAPPLE!
 
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Anonymous: g_rock
 Monday, November 09 2009 @ 10:36 PM UTC  


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When you mis-pronounce a word and your first thought is 'Damn typo gremlins'

Yes, I have done this



Or you get tongue tied in actual physical conversation and mention squashing the typo gremlin, then wonder why the person you're talking to looks at you funny.


 
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 Tuesday, November 10 2009 @ 06:08 AM UTC  
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3. You type "/me" or "::" before replying to an e-mail.



I already do that >.>

I do it anytime I want to type something...

after 4 years of LoGD... its hard no to.


 
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 Tuesday, November 10 2009 @ 11:33 AM UTC  
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Mine's always the constant
:`~, which I have trouble not writing in everything I type...


"You saved Pineapple!"
 
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 Friday, November 13 2009 @ 11:10 AM UTC  
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Not quite in the same vein, but oh so definitely on the same topic... a true story:

We've been having seriously hot weather here lately, so a mate decided to throw a barbie for a few of us here at the shed. We knocked a few cold ones down and were at that stage when most of the women folk head inside and leave us fellas to the bullshitting. You know, when walking's not a problem but navigating at the same time is.

So, another mate - who's also an I.I.er - and I are throwing the occasional remark at each other as though we were on-line & in character. Saying "NotAgain blinkblinkblinks at [so'n'so] wondering what he meant" type things. Our other mates had no idea what we were on about, thinking we were madder than cut snakes, but that was half the fun. Big Grin

So, one of us said something about "braces himself on the bar with his lower arms and reaches across to make himself a brew..." then reached across the table for a fresh tinny, slid off the front of his seat and planted his face in what was left of the salad bowl.

Oops! Oops!


 
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Anonymous: Anadel
 Saturday, November 21 2009 @ 05:42 PM UTC  


When you wake up in the morning and your first thought is "It's a new day on improbable Island."

When you are playing Loaded Questions, and your answer to a question is "Sorry, it's a new day on improbable island."

When you are talking to your friends and you say, "Something Improbable! [Insert name here] lunges at you with [insert action here]" (usually I get hugs Big Grin)


 
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