... when you, aloud or in thoughts, narrate your every action in the third person perspective.

... when you narrate your narrating.

... when you think about the appropiate colour codes when narrating the narrating and

... when you narrate that as well.


It has become less of an imperative by now.

When you mentally cheer upon finding a cigarette.

When you whip out your wallet when you cut your finger.

When you walk into your garden expecting to meet strangers from 3 towns down the Rush Hour Driver infested road, regardless of the time.

When you realize you're sooooo going to be late for class 'cause you're still up finishing your day and you're afraid to go to sleep 'cause your alarm might try to kill you. -_-'

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If the world didn't suck, we'd fall off.

When asked to do a creative writing assignment, your mind automatically jumps to the Island.

Clearly you've never been attacked by a bear looking for its salad tongs.



Actually, that one isn't that abnormal.

When your dreams start involving Kittymorphs in place of humans...
And none of the remaining humans bat an eye at it.

Fixed?

1. You debate hitting someone in a specific spot rather than flailing away madly, as it might tire you out more quickly.
2. You consider your underwear to be armor.
3. You type "/me" or "::" before replying to an e-mail.
4. You have reflexively reached for a spork when the hot girl/guy at work strolls by.

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Judging by the chaos, I've been here already.

Actually, that makes it even less abnormal.


...When you are convinced that you can use improbable powers by jamming a metal piece into your head. (Season 1 reference of an Implant, for those of you that don't get it)

...When you become extremely uncomfortable around red-clad blondes in their mid 20's. (I wonder how she hasn't been mentionned yet.)

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Yes, I have a dream, of electronic sheeps and linen bedsheets. But that's not the point. Or isn't it?

When you start throwing insults at mushrooms at the grocery.

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I make the many models of a mutant individual. To make them I use vegetables, animals, and minerals. From robot bugs to zombie bears to many singing barnacles.

I do that all the time as a matter of course. Who doesn't?

You start counting as soon as any web page loads, and only click links on counts of 1-7

You IM someone you know, and wonder why : isn't giving you grey action-speak

When you mis-pronounce a word and your first thought is 'Damn typo gremlins'

Yes, I have done this

I mess this up all the time in other programs now.

Someone in the office brings in cake, and you eat a big piece because you want to be FULL OF CAKE. And for the rest of the day, you enter situations thinking, "it's okay, I have a Cake buff!"

You're channel surfing, and find yourself waiting exactly 4, 5, 6, or 7 seconds between button clicks.

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I ATE PINEAPPLE!

Or you get tongue tied in actual physical conversation and mention squashing the typo gremlin, then wonder why the person you're talking to looks at you funny.

I already do that >.>

I do it anytime I want to type something...

after 4 years of LoGD... its hard no to.

Mine's always the constant
:`~, which I have trouble not writing in everything I type...

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"You saved Pineapple!"

Not quite in the same vein, but oh so definitely on the same topic... a true story:

We've been having seriously hot weather here lately, so a mate decided to throw a barbie for a few of us here at the shed. We knocked a few cold ones down and were at that stage when most of the women folk head inside and leave us fellas to the bullshitting. You know, when walking's not a problem but navigating at the same time is.

So, another mate - who's also an I.I.er - and I are throwing the occasional remark at each other as though we were on-line & in character. Saying "NotAgain blinkblinkblinks at [so'n'so] wondering what he meant" type things. Our other mates had no idea what we were on about, thinking we were madder than cut snakes, but that was half the fun.

So, one of us said something about "braces himself on the bar with his lower arms and reaches across to make himself a brew..." then reached across the table for a fresh tinny, slid off the front of his seat and planted his face in what was left of the salad bowl.

Oops!

When you wake up in the morning and your first thought is "It's a new day on improbable Island."

When you are playing Loaded Questions, and your answer to a question is "Sorry, it's a new day on improbable island."

When you are talking to your friends and you say, "Something Improbable! [Insert name here] lunges at you with [insert action here]" (usually I get hugs )