Now why does this sound so familiar?

"So, it's a reality show?" "Yes." "That's also a war?" "Quite a nasty one." "And I'm going there because..?" "This plane only has enough gas for a one way trip." "Oh, sounds cheery."

And thus, Rosin came to the island. The first one, not the current.

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A magpie's work is never done.

Forgot that I had one more that was from elsewhere in the forum:

"Here I am...many months later, still traipsing about this lovely Island that Dan created. I hardly get any sleep anymore, but it's a LOT of fun. Insomnia has never been this fun before!"

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Islanding since 2009.

Oooo!--Gunfire!

Improbable Island:

If Douglas Adams made the Facebook and the FailBlog, then shoved random people into its sleazy walls for his Schadenfreude-tastic pleasure.

There's also hedgehogs, Hedgehogs, HEDGEHOGS!

This isn't really a testimonial, but I did see the ad currently running on the webcomic Something Positive. Something Positive readers might very well be interested in this game.

I really liked the layout of the ad, too. It caught my eye even before I knew what it was for.

This game is bloody dangerous.

I thought I could take it, just the occasional session before getting down to work. Now I lie awake at night thinking up plans for 'the Midget Mafia'. I can't go five minutes without wondering who's doing what on the island. Don't do it kids! JUST SAY NO!!!


Personally I think Jade's 'Insomnia has never been this much fun' quote is the best.

Improbable Island: Because you just don't have a life.

Hey! That's hardly fair. I have a life, it's just on an island in the middle of a warzone.

"I love my friends! They all live in my computer!"

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"You saved Pineapple!"

< FNORD > Rookie Wombat says, "Anyone around here seen an Iron Cerberus of Hell?"

< DICE > Stanlygirl says, "Sorry, Wombat, the only Iron Cerberuses I've seen around here were the Iron Cerberus of Despair and the one of Doom. Keep looking, though. They may be having an Iron Cerberus convention."

Improbable Island: Sleep deprivation meets sweet depraved ablations.

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss three bucks good---no, wait, you'll just cry.

Well, I sorta have a life too

A fun, funny, bawdy damn good time!


I love playing this game. Lately I have not been able to be on the 'puter during the day so I have to do my playing later in the evening. Like 10pm. I look up and it's 1am. Then it's 2am and my 16 yr old is telling ME to go to bed.

Don't you hate that skin-crawly feeling you get when you haven't played for 10 mins??

"We got the drive, folks, right here!" . . . "Oh my - HOT DAMN I'M ON FIRE!"

"Dangerously addicting, yet utterly lacking in good taste.. well, except for that Pope thing... yum."

Um... I should probably mention that I don't need testimonials anymore.

But guys, thanks for talking me into doing the home page the way it is! Welcome pages just didn't cut it - about ten times as many first-time visitors become players now that we're throwing them straight into the game without taking "no" for an answer.

That's how I got roped into my thirteenth marriage too.

"More fun than a kiddy pool filled with Jello! And half the calories!"

"When you're done chainsawing the flying monkey, help me dispose of Paris Hilton's body."

"Brains on a stick, for the zombie on the go."

"Improbable Island - where you never know what you'll wake up as."

That, or jail time.

"Was it a bad idea to clean and cook the carcass of my future self?"

There's definitely more meat than a kiddy pool filled with Jello.

To which a reply should say: "Well, I just butchered and ate the corpse of my past self, so I think I may be worse off than you..."