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Saturday, March 08 2008 @ 06:02 PM UTC (Read 83604 times) |
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Wouldn't mind seeing a hall of fame for most damage in one shot, most damage on a riposte, cuz I really wanna brag about:
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You have encountered Mime which lunges at you with Something Imaginary!
Mime's Hitpoints (Level 15): 45
YOUR Hitpoints: 164
Your bulldozer surges forward to strike your enemy!
Ahhhhck
Your Clan's Aura strengthens you!
You execute a MEGA power move!!!
You hit Mime for 38949 points of damage!
You receive 197 experience!
End of Round:
Mime's Hitpoints (Level 15): DEFEATED
YOUR Hitpoints: 164
His death is a rather sad charade.
You have defeated Mime!
485 shiny Requisition tokens are dispensed from the nearest camera!
~~ FLAWLESS VICTORY! ~~
You receive an extra turn!
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| railun |
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Saturday, March 08 2008 @ 06:05 PM UTC |
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Or...
You hit Loch Ness Monster for 140473 points of damage!
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Monday, March 10 2008 @ 05:36 PM UTC |
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Aye, that'd be the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. 
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Friday, March 14 2008 @ 02:32 AM UTC |
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The Jungle
Faced with the prospect of death, you sober up a little.
You head for the section of jungle which contains creatures of your nightmares, looking for the biggest and baddest ones there.
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You have encountered Lethal Ulysses Wulfgang which lunges at you with Ridiculous Lies!
You have encountered Malevolent Someone with caterpillars in their vagina which lunges at you with snazzy dance moves!
You have encountered Deadly The Thing in the Attic which lunges at you with reproachful looks!
You have encountered Lethal Le Chat dans le chapeau which lunges at you with Rhyming Nonsense!
You have encountered Dangerous Ugly Harpy which lunges at you with Poisonus Breath!
You have encountered Malignant Cupid which lunges at you with Pink Arrows of Love!
You have encountered Elite Dada the Ambulatory Printing Press which lunges at you with A flurry of Dadaist Pamphlets!
3 rounds later.....
Lethal Ulysses Wulfgang's Hitpoints (Level 14): DEFEATED
Malevolent Someone with caterpillars in their vagina's Hitpoints (Level 15): DEFEATED
Deadly The Thing in the Attic's Hitpoints (Level 14): DEFEATED
Lethal Le Chat dans le chapeau's Hitpoints (Level 15): DEFEATED
Dangerous Ugly Harpy's Hitpoints (Level 14): DEFEATED
Malignant Cupid's Hitpoints (Level 15): DEFEATED
Elite Dada the Ambulatory Printing Press's Hitpoints (Level 14): DEFEATED
YOUR Hitpoints: 153
Death to lies! Death to Ulysses Wulfgang!
You have defeated Lethal Ulysses Wulfgang!
Another internet meme gets its wings!
You have defeated Malevolent Someone with caterpillars in their vagina!
Wow. That was, in fact, mostly eyeballs.
You have defeated Deadly The Thing in the Attic!
In spanish, El Gato en el sombrero.
You have defeated Lethal Le Chat dans le chapeau!
Her breath was worse than her bite.
You have defeated Dangerous Ugly Harpy!
You have slain Cupid. You shall never find true love.
You have defeated Malignant Cupid!
The Printing Press collapses into a smoking metallic lump.
You have defeated Elite Dada the Ambulatory Printing Press!
2223 shiny Requisition tokens are dispensed from the nearest camera!
***Because of the simplistic nature of this fight, you are penalized 14 experience!
During this fight you received 225 total experience!
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Sunday, April 26 2009 @ 04:55 PM UTC |
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Quote by: phottoshop
blah, blah, blah, spammity spam...
You should be putting monster submissions elsewhere you cock-end.
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Sunday, April 26 2009 @ 05:02 PM UTC |
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Everybody together!
SPAM spam-spam-spam, SPAM spam-spam-spam, spammity spaaaaam....
... Grace is just the measure of a fall ...
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Sunday, April 26 2009 @ 05:25 PM UTC |
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Quote by: SinkOrSwimEverybody together!
SPAM spam-spam-spam, SPAM spam-spam-spam, spammity spaaaaam....
Is it? Jesus, I thought it was a good idea as well. I nearly clicked.
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Monday, June 01 2009 @ 04:10 AM UTC |
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Monday, June 01 2009 @ 04:00 PM UTC |
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Quote by: GodVIAGRA
BlahblabberblahAvertisementsblahbuythiscrapnowblah!
....Wow....You know....I really wasn't expecting such a big fat company like Viagra to sink so low as to try and win over a bunch of crazy islanders.
And with that said, I have this image of a bunch of people stranded on the island, and the only thing that comes by, is a little plane advertising Viagra. It offers no help to the stranded people, who are starving, trying to make it on their own.
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Monday, June 01 2009 @ 09:08 PM UTC |
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Starving?!
As a proud kittymorph, I have plenty to eat! As long as the island's population of small birds and mammals stick around.
Speaking of which... and apologies if this is the wrong place to ask. But in S2 when we're required to eat to maintain stamina, will kittymorphs have any sort of benefit? Because that's half the reason we get less turns. Easting small animals.
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Monday, June 01 2009 @ 11:58 PM UTC |
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Quote by: SymarStarving?!
As a proud kittymorph, I have plenty to eat! As long as the island's population of small birds and mammals stick around.
Speaking of which... and apologies if this is the wrong place to ask. But in S2 when we're required to eat to maintain stamina, will kittymorphs have any sort of benefit? Because that's half the reason we get less turns. Easting small animals. I like the way you think!
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Monday, June 22 2009 @ 08:07 PM UTC |
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Monday, June 22 2009 @ 08:44 PM UTC |
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The Hall of Fame thread is now officially potted meat. And the links don't even work.
How do you expect to scam people if your tools don't work?
A magpie's work is never done.
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Tuesday, June 23 2009 @ 04:01 AM UTC |
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so right Rosin
noob spammers these days! don't they learn anything in skool. 
"tis better to be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt"
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Thursday, September 03 2009 @ 11:28 PM UTC |
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Thursday, September 03 2009 @ 11:31 PM UTC |
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"You saved Pineapple!"
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Friday, September 04 2009 @ 12:35 AM UTC |
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But, but, we can see the quantity of our Viagra stash in the HoF?
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Friday, September 04 2009 @ 11:26 AM UTC |
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Hee. Someone wants to see the record on popped Potent Pills? Or whatever is replacing them?
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Friday, September 04 2009 @ 06:34 PM UTC |
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Ya know, that'd be a funny record to have.
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Wednesday, January 06 2010 @ 10:22 PM UTC |
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THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HALL OF FAME!
THE POWER OF MOD COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF MOD COMPELS YOU!
"You saved Pineapple!"
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