*Secretly wishes she'd waited until now to give all that money, then settles herself with the thought that it was just a three-day-late christmas gift after all was said and done*

Oh. Wait. Uhm..

Mister Stranger, thank you for bringing all your friends back from being dead. Kind of you, even if you did kinda kill them in the first place.

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A magpie's work is never done.

Kill them, no. I'm very polite. I'm very gentle. If I smell them dead, I put my stuff in them, and they are my friends.

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I'm so, so lonely so

Thank You, whoever is responsible for "Puppies of a Minor Diplomatic Incident." It made me chuckle loudly.

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Thank you.

Now that I'm finally registered on the forum there's plenty of thanks I have to hand out. Here are the first few that come to my mind.

Of course CMJ. Thank you for this brilliant place! Also, all you great people out there who make the island... unique.
And thanks to whoever build Thistlewhite Manor. Very creepy!

Thanks to the writer of the monster BEACH!, and to the writer of Purple Professionals, for making me laugh.

Thanks to CMJ for the latest optimisation work. Abe pointed it out, and now he has, I really notice: there has been hardly any Newday lag recently. Thank you!

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Improbable Reference Links - goo.gl/MRBnb -------------- Land Registry (map of Places) ---- goo.gl/bpkRR

*bow*

And thank ye to CMJ for making me feel like my voice gets heard when I blabber about game suggestions on the forums.

Thank you, creator of the Flying Sea Serpent! I wonder how many other geeks will see what it's referencing!

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"Censure acquits the Raven, but pursues the Dove." "So, that means i'm -always- innocent, right?"

/raises hand
I was delighted with this one.

Thanks also to CMJ for processing all the stuff for new monsters. It always makes me smile to kill something I've never killed before. (Now that's a line that shouldn't be read out of context.)

**Turns in his geek card. He thought it was funny, he just didn't get the reference. Shame he lost his geek card, he was gonna buy the latest pokemon games.**

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I make the many models of a mutant individual. To make them I use vegetables, animals, and minerals. From robot bugs to zombie bears to many singing barnacles.

There's always the summer update course, Chim. Instead of splashing about, you realy ought to get to your training, tackle your problems, and take it to the next level.

You'd be amazed at your new point of viewI'm sorry, i just cant find a way to use 'evolve' in here, however much i'd like to.

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"Censure acquits the Raven, but pursues the Dove." "So, that means i'm -always- innocent, right?"

Well I haven't. You can't just leave us in suspense, what is it referencing?

It's about a magic carp!

Spoiler; Or, a Magikarp, the pokemon that evolves into, well, a flying sea serpent, Gyarados

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"Censure acquits the Raven, but pursues the Dove." "So, that means i'm -always- innocent, right?"

D'OH!

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I make the many models of a mutant individual. To make them I use vegetables, animals, and minerals. From robot bugs to zombie bears to many singing barnacles.

Yes, i thought you might have missed that one.

edit:AAAAAAH! The quotes are escaping! Run for the hills!

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"Censure acquits the Raven, but pursues the Dove." "So, that means i'm -always- innocent, right?"

Thank you for a bunch of new cool stuff that happened while I was gone. The side-stories, council offices and making me remember my rookie days

Thank you, Nanobug, for being so bloody bizarre as to fit in here like a veteran.

Everyone- I know less than half of you as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you as well as you deserve.
Thank you all for being that kind of folk for and to me, in all senses.

Tally ho.

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"Ain't nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile." -The Grateful Dead

As it can't possibly be stresed enough, Thank you CaveManJoe for creating this game.

hmmmm - that rings a bell - are you really one hundred and eleven years old? If so, you have precious little time, so don't make a hobbit of it. People may think you're trying to lord it over them, and they may hates you forever.

You're welcome, and Thank You.

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Thank you.

This is a thank you to some off Island folk (I think anyway, who knows). Specifically to the guy who goes by the name Ginger Fuhrer who runs a mail list call B3TA - which is bloody funny.

Why the thank you? Well it's through that list that I found out about the island. The plug on the list that particular day was the flavour text for the sneaky bastard lion which caused be me to laugh out loud, really, at work.

So, thank you Ginger Fuhrer.

Here's a taste from this week which is kind of apropos the thread on the enquirer about porn and cybering that was causing problems round the island at one time. I never saw any of it and it was washed away by mod bleach and elbow grease - another thank you then. Judging by the thread I'm glad of it. Anyway here's the link (this also made me laugh out loud - maybe I'm just warped).

WARNING: this is not safe for those offended by explicit porn talk or delicate sensibilities. There, now I don't have to apologies.

>>>> Remember cyber sex? <<
Do people still bother with this stuff now you
can stalk people on social media and have a
better idea of the looks/gender of your prey?
But some funny examples regardless.

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

You clicked didn't you despite or because of the warning....

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It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.