Thank you, whoever wrote the Mutant Hairball. It has now reached the position of my favourite monster. Its exactly what I expect on a place like Improbable Island. Its an improbable creature, that isn't a pop culture reference, and could easily occur on an island like this, as a monster - its not just another contestant whom you chose to fight. As it says for another monster:
A monster that is not an esoteric pop reference, that fails to arbitrarily personify some abstract noun, and is in no way at all related to my own personal life from before my time on the Island.