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 This is the GREATEST monster idea ever! There is no way you can deny this one.
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ilazria
 Sunday, September 07 2008 @ 03:27 PM UTC (Read 1430 times)  
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Name: 42

Weapon: Deep Thoughts

Defeat message: You are still confused. How is that the answer?!

Victory message: You fail, thus the answer to life, the universe, EVERYTHING, is useless to you.

Jungle: true

Failboat: true

Description:

You've been whomping on jungle foes for quite a while now. Now you're tired, and decide it is a good time to take a break. Can't fight well when your arms feel like jelly, and your head is pounding from a migraine.

Maybe one of those books you dropped way too much requisition on at the trading post will provide the diversion you need.

You reach in, and pull out a classic.

"Ahh! Don't Panic! That's just the kind of advice I need!" You've heard how this book is really great. Now you have some time to read it and find out for yourself.

Those lessons in speed reading have paid off. Within minutes, you are plowing through chapter 27. With excitement, you reach the last page in the chapter.

"I can't wait to see the answer! It feels like I have also waited seven and a half million years!"

Then you read it.

No.

Nonononononono!

How the heck is that the answer? You were reading this book to ESCAPE improbability!


 
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Skidge
 Monday, September 08 2008 @ 03:53 AM UTC  
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YES Mr. Green


 
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Anonymous: Loin
 Tuesday, September 09 2008 @ 07:33 PM UTC  


I give it 42 Big Grin
Excellent idea.


 



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