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Mister Rik
 Saturday, September 20 2008 @ 07:53 PM UTC (Read 1775 times)  
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Passing an incongruously-located bar which is apparently closed for the night, you spot what appears to be the dead body of a man dressed in a plaid skirt lying beside the road. As you debate whether or not to search the body for valuables, it slowly gets to its feet and sways back and forth, looking around as if disoriented. It isn't a dead cross-dresser after all, it's a drunken Scotsman!

The Scotsman stumbles blindly toward you, fumbling with the front of his kilt. Apparently mistaking you for a bush, he raises his kilt, revealing a blue silk ribbon tied in an unlikely place, and lets fly, soaking your armor. How rude!

NAME:
Scotsman clad in kilt

WEAPON:
Bonnie star

DEFEAT MESSAGE:
First prize? He'll have to settle for "honorable mention".

VICTORY MESSAGE:
Where is that girlish giggling coming from?

JUNGLE:
True

FAILBOAT:
False

(Note: getting the joke here depends somewhat on the player having heard the song, "The Scotsman":
http://www.thebards.net/music/lyrics/The_Scotsman.shtml )


 
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Anonymous Person
 Saturday, September 20 2008 @ 10:09 PM UTC  
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Culture references are always tricky... I think you have to either pick something CavemanJ... I mean, everyone would have heard of or you need to make it funny even if you don't get it...

I didn't get it Frown


 
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Mister Rik
 Sunday, September 21 2008 @ 06:19 AM UTC  
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What, a drunk Scotsman with a ribbon tied around his member peeing on you isn't funny all by itself? Laughing Out Loud


 
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Anonymous: novium
 Sunday, September 21 2008 @ 07:30 AM UTC  


it's an old joke... in a nutshell, to ladies come across a drunken scotsman in a kilt, who has passed out in a park or something. They're curious to know if it's true what they say, if a true scotsman wears nothing under his kilt, and take a peak. For some reason, they are inspired to tie a blue ribbon around his most treasured bit of anatomy...and when he wakes up he says, "well, i don't know where you've been, but I'm glad to see you won first place"


 
CavemanJoe
 Monday, September 22 2008 @ 11:38 PM UTC  
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On pop culture references - they have to be approximately 30% more awesome before I'll let them in.

This goes in.


 
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Anonymous: PotatoPancakes
 Tuesday, September 23 2008 @ 12:05 AM UTC  



Agreed. this wins.

(too lazy to log in)


 
Mister Rik
 Wednesday, September 24 2008 @ 03:44 AM UTC  
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Coolness Smile

Mister Rik buys CavemanJoe a glass of 50-year-old Glenfiddich.

Or would if he could afford it - 5000.00/bottle (US$9,284.50)


 
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