ATTENTION. MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.

IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO OUR ATTENTION THAT THIS THREAD HAS APPARENTLY BEEN KIDNAPPED.

WOULD THE PERSON/PERSONS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS IRRESPONSIBLE ACT PLEASE RETURN IT IMMEDIATELY!

IT IS AILING AND NEEDS ITS MEDICATION.

THANK YOU.

glances around and whispers furtively:
-BRITISH MUSEUM-

This message brought to you by a 300 pound potato.

Acting over the new badnav system--The one that popped in, sent me to the failboat with zero favor and cage fights(After click-testing on a random link), then disappeared in two minutes.

I can say, The Hidden Glade!

I necromance this thread for 36 crumpets, collect my DanQuest Item in the Jungles of CyberCity 404, buy chronospheres with the entire contents of the now-anonymous users' wallets, climb to the top of a Titan, hop onto a Mighty Magpie perched on his shoulder, fly to the FailBoat, buy a Blessing for my Chainsaw from the Watcher, pop a chrono, end up in a Belgian mattress store, buy a Dark Horse for a mount with the accumulated interest of the drug money I got during Cousjava's second turn (as per rule 273.f6 of the Extended Arctic Parade Bible Supplimental), ride to the Prancing SpiderKitty in Improbable Central, down a GargleBlaster, do a victory lap of the Island (bringing me to Pleasantville, where I learn Rosen-Kai), storm back into the PSK, ImpCentral and pay Seth the Handsome Bard 200 Req to join me in my harmonious cry, "MORNINGTON CRESCENT!"

Took me over two years to execute, but, boy, was that turn worth it.