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Sunday, October 31 2010 @ 07:31 PM UTC (Read 1265 times) |
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That's right. Goddamn pumpkins, straight-up Improbable Island-style -- 'cos that's what happens when you combine three DICE, two pumpkins, and a bottle of wine.
Excerpts:
Z [wrist deep in pumpkin intestines]: Oh god, oh god, oh god --
Lelila [as she reaches into her own pumpkin]: Pfft.. it's not that baaaaaugh --
Tyr [observing from a distance as Z and Lelila brutalize their pumpkins]: I am reconsidering the wisdom of giving you both
Z: [snarl, stab]
Lelila [thocks down her knife, flounces up]: I am getting a bigger one.
Tyr [weak]: ..knives.
Lelila [peeling stringy pith from the inside of the pumpkin]: It's unraveling!
Tyr: It's not a sweater. [lean] ..shit, it is.
Lelila: [desperate] It's unraveling!
Z: [yelps in the background as pumpkin entrails aggressively facehug her glasses]
Happy Halloween!
BARK BARK BARK.
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| dizzyizzy |
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Sunday, October 31 2010 @ 07:41 PM UTC |
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Nice pumpkins!
it's not island-related, but here's mine:
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Sunday, October 31 2010 @ 08:01 PM UTC |
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Now don't be surprised if your next Jungle fight turns out to be one mad momma-pumpkin, screaming WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABIES?!
Tyr [observing from a distance as Z and Lelila brutalize their pumpkins]: I am reconsidering the wisdom of giving you both
Z: [snarl, stab]
Lelila [thocks down her knife, flounces up]: I am getting a bigger one.
Tyr [weak]: ..knives. Wish id've been there...
"Censure acquits the Raven, but pursues the Dove."
"So, that means i'm -always- innocent, right?"
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Sunday, October 31 2010 @ 09:49 PM UTC |
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Saturday, November 06 2010 @ 07:46 PM UTC |
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Improbable Badass
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Quote by: CavemanJoeYES.
(that is all)
Is it unreasonable of me to find this a fairly scary comment? I keep imagining all the things it could mean, and.. oh dear lord...
"Censure acquits the Raven, but pursues the Dove."
"So, that means i'm -always- innocent, right?"
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