Okay, so I am going to post this here in the hopes that some people will come up with creative things.

Yes, things! (help!)

For those of you who know one Mister Ebenezer, I need a small blurbish style thingy for him in the following format


line 1 6 syl (preferably ending with That Eben) a
line 2 6, b
line 3 7-8, c
line 4 6-7, b
That Eben!
line 6 6- 9, d
line 7 6-7, b

you can fudge the syllables a little but basically, I want something that looks like this:

He's a shrewd one, that Eben
He seems like quite the bore
He's got a prickly disposition,
That you can't help but adore
That Eben!
He's a grumpy accountant
That co-owns the CG store!


Please help!

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"Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness." -Mark Twain.

He's a strange one, that Eben
No Improbability (Okay that's seven syllables but I feel like that can work)
No fur or slime or servos
Only a few cups of tea
That Eben!
He will kindly do all your taxes
for just a nominal fee!

Seriously, Eben, love ya.

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I make the many models of a mutant individual. To make them I use vegetables, animals, and minerals. From robot bugs to zombie bears to many singing barnacles.

It works! I can make it work with my twisting of emPHAsis on sylLABles

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"Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness." -Mark Twain.

Mister Ebenezer?
I've heard of him, i fear....
I've seen him on the Island,
I've heard he is a dear.
That Eben!
I've heard so many, many things
I'm sure he has no peer!

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Thank you.

I love you all. Yes, even you.

What, even me?


(Cherri, I can't wait to see the results!)

Some curmudgeon, That eben
He's friendly though, you know?
He takes his tea seriously,
And his business too, it shows
that Eben!
Though he's rather blind
without his glasses on his nose (?)
(Right...that could be reworded, but that's what I came up with. Roll with it )

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Isn't sanity just a one-trick pony anyway? All you get is one trick: rational thinking. But when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, the sky's the limit.

Finished. Thanks everyone for the help ^__^

And have a very merry Christmas!

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"Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness." -Mark Twain.