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Cherriki Ten
 Saturday, December 18 2010 @ 04:44 AM UTC (Read 1821 times)  
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Okay, so I am going to post this here in the hopes that some people will come up with creative things.

Yes, things! (help!)

For those of you who know one Mister Ebenezer, I need a small blurbish style thingy for him in the following format


line 1 6 syl (preferably ending with That Eben) a
line 2 6, b
line 3 7-8, c
line 4 6-7, b
That Eben!
line 6 6- 9, d
line 7 6-7, b

you can fudge the syllables a little but basically, I want something that looks like this:

He's a shrewd one, that Eben
He seems like quite the bore
He's got a prickly disposition,
That you can't help but adore
That Eben!
He's a grumpy accountant
That co-owns the CG store!


Please help!


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Chimental
 Saturday, December 18 2010 @ 05:06 AM UTC  
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He's a strange one, that Eben
No Improbability (Okay that's seven syllables but I feel like that can work)
No fur or slime or servos
Only a few cups of tea
That Eben!
He will kindly do all your taxes
for just a nominal fee!

Seriously, Eben, love ya.


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Cherriki Ten
 Saturday, December 18 2010 @ 05:14 AM UTC  
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It works! I can make it work with my twisting of emPHAsis on sylLABles

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 Saturday, December 18 2010 @ 02:50 PM UTC  
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Mister Ebenezer?
I've heard of him, i fear....
I've seen him on the Island,
I've heard he is a dear.
That Eben!
I've heard so many, many things
I'm sure he has no peer!


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 Saturday, December 18 2010 @ 05:24 PM UTC  
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 Tuesday, December 21 2010 @ 10:23 PM UTC  
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What, even me?


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 Tuesday, December 21 2010 @ 10:40 PM UTC  
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Quote by: Cherriki+Ten

line 1 6 syl (preferably ending with That Eben) a
line 2 6, b
line 3 7-8, c
line 4 6-7, b
That Eben!
line 6 6- 9, d
line 7 6-7, b



Some curmudgeon, That eben
He's friendly though, you know?
He takes his tea seriously,
And his business too, it shows
that Eben!
Though he's rather blind
without his glasses on his nose (?)
(Right...that could be reworded, but that's what I came up with. Roll with it Razz )


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Cherriki Ten
 Saturday, December 25 2010 @ 06:15 AM UTC  
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Finished. Thanks everyone for the help ^__^

And have a very merry Christmas!


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