As far as I am aware, it is the first day in the month of April and business as usual on the island. Where are the shenanigans? In another timezone? As a luxury of the not-$6,000-in-debt-to-the-government? Hiding in a bush? In (dramatic ellipses) The Future? The Past? The Subjunctive? The Present Participle?

I need to know!
Super Foolish Bastard Message:Me? I'm a non-stop shenanigan train, baby! I write really small all the time! (When I have something to say, of course.)

Spoiler: The creator bundle is the shenanigan.

Oh.

I... I can't believe I got April Fooled 5 years after the fact, after receiving explicit warning.

I've been played. Played like a two-bit fiddle.

Gotcha

I'm a patient, patient man

You've no idea how many other jokes on the Island have a multiple-year payoff