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Gorbert
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:05 AM UTC  
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All right, if everyone else is...

Gorbert has wanted to hit, in a very literal sense, _______________.
And I mean hit as in with his fists, so even Bernard can't make anything of that (but will anyway).


 
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 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:06 AM UTC  
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#1 is throwing rather ambiguous glances at Bernard, of which #6 noticeably disapproves. A discussion of the type "who are you to judge, little one" "you're not my mother" "but you surely need someone to teach you some manners, missy" "oh well then I'll just" "That's it, come right here for your spanking, or do I have to catch you by the ear again" "Just kill me right now." ensues.


 
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Jade XXIV
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:07 AM UTC  
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Wanted to declare your undying lust to another contestant? Now's the time, if you want to take a gamble.



*gambles*

Jade would really like to hit... ___________________________.

There. I got it off my chest. Whew.



After looking at Gorbert's post...let me just clarify that by hit I do not mean fists Wink.


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Bernard
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:08 AM UTC  
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wonders if ____________ would care for a nice cup of tea?


 
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Gorbert
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:08 AM UTC  
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I'm going to take it upon myself to fill in the blanks:

Jade has wanted to hit: KK Victoria.

Zolotisty has thought unkind things about: Lady Akitsu

Gorbert has wanted to hit, in a very literal sense, Mikey da Troll, but I guess it doesn't matter since I haven't seen him in months.

And Lelila has a crush on, I don't know, Bernard?


 
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Zolotisty
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:09 AM UTC  
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Perhaps the verb you were looking for, Jade, was tap? *waggly eyebrows*


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Jade XXIV
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:09 AM UTC  
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Gorbert can be so wrong.

TAP. Thank you, Z.


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 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:10 AM UTC  
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#6 promptly declares engagement to all couples (and not-quite-yet-couples in hidden love) around. She's just founded a Church just to do that.

Third Church of Drunkengagement

That referring to her being drunk, at least. Giving her the opportunity to couple Gorbert up with the dead bear - OH THE IMPLICATIONS. ... ... THE IMAGINATIONS.


 
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Gorbert
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:11 AM UTC  
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Gorbert can be so wrong.

TAP. Thank you, Z.



I don't know, I think Lelila better keep an eye on you. Twisted Evil


 
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 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:11 AM UTC  
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Well, I'll jump on the bandwagon:

Lelila has a tremendous crush on _________________________ ....regardless of the fact that she is married.

Ooh, scandal!



*Walks in with the head of ____________________*

Sorry love. Not too fond of crushing, so I went with beheading instead.

Hope that's alright.


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Gorbert
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:12 AM UTC  
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Gorbert sets to skinning the bear so he can have something nice to wear for the wedding.


 
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 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:12 AM UTC  
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*pales*

Um... on that note... Bye, friends! *runs off*


 
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Jade XXIV
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:13 AM UTC  
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*pales*

Um... on that note... Bye, friends! *runs off*



BUSTED!!!

So while you're gone...

Ha! I'm kidding. Gorbert is still so so wrong.


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Gorbert
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:14 AM UTC  
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I bet Lelila has a crush on Baron Samedi. That one dance invoked a fiery passion in her.


 
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K.K. Victoria
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:16 AM UTC  
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Wow Gorbert... Thanks for reminding me about that. I was wondering what a Baron was doing on The List...


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Jade XXIV
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:17 AM UTC  
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Hey Z, are you busy? How about you and me? Wink

We'll throw Third in for fun too.


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 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:20 AM UTC  
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Hey Z, are you busy? How about you and me? Wink

We'll throw Third in for fun too.



Ooh, count me in! Please?


 
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Gorbert
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:20 AM UTC  
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Wow Gorbert... Thanks for reminding me about that. I was wondering what a Baron was doing on The List...



I am not at all concerned. Baron Samedi and Gorbert Vanhousserhoffen are two separate entities. So I suggest that you attend to your wife instead of making vague threats against me (if that doesn't put on his list I guess nothing will). Wink

Besides, I don't think it's possible to kill the god of death.


 
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 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:20 AM UTC  
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Z and Jade? HMN. Wouldn't it be a little narcissistic? Barring the tail and ears and whatnot, there is not just a little physical resemblance between the two of them -- much less to speak of their respective self-sufficient streaks..


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Gorbert
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 12:21 AM UTC  
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Hey Z, are you busy? How about you and me? Wink

We'll throw Third in for fun too.



What, you two getting married?


 
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