Enquirer Home Page | Twitter | Back to Improbable Island

 Forum Index > Off-Topic > Out-of-Game New Topic Post Reply
 I AM CAMPING HERE.
 |  Printable Version
Tor NaGoth
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:10 AM UTC  
Forum Improbable Badass
Improbable Badass

Status: offline

Registered: 11/14/08
Posts: 157

I just know the wizened old woman is madly in love with midget Tor....


 
Profile Email
Quote
SicPuess
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:10 AM UTC  
Forum Improbable Badass
Improbable Badass

Status: offline

Registered: 08/10/08
Posts: 327

Quote by: Calynx

Quote by: SicPuess

Quote by: Calynx

KK Victoria that is the most hilarious scene EVER. Where is Lelila when you need her?

Merlin? Merlin? I'm giving you a Look.



#6 gets red as mars (huh, interesting) and desperately hopes first that it is not '6 that's here and second that she doesn't listen back...



Do you mean `6? like 6 and Q?



Yes #6 does.


 
Profile Email
Quote
Rosin
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:10 AM UTC  
Forum Improbable Badass
Improbable Badass

Status: offline

Registered: 05/26/08
Posts: 295

Quote by: Jade+XXIV

Someone will never leaves someone's spouse to be with someone else.

There, okay?



Actually, already happened. That's how I've become shacked up with Akitsu. Quite happy with the arrangement.


A magpie's work is never done.
 
Profile Email
Quote
K.K. Victoria
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:10 AM UTC  
Forum Improbable Badass
Improbable Badass

Status: offline

Registered: 12/17/08
Posts: 498

Quote by: Rosin

Quote by: K.K.+Victoria

Quote by: Zolotisty

*stashes it in KK's coat*

Quick! You're all roleplayers. Think of a scene that would NEVER HAPPEN, on account of character personalities or circumstance or what have you, but you desperately wish would.

POTS AND KETTLES, OH, HOW BLACK THEY ARE.



"Damnit woman!" KK swears, smashing a fist onto the counter. "I don't know what they for! Lelila wanted, so I got!"
"Sir. You don't know what these are for?"
KK huffs, looking off. He honestly doesn't care. All this time wandering around in a Walgreens, several odd stares from middle aged women wondering what in the Hell he's doing there...

"No. I don't." He responds, biting his lip.
"Well, sir. These are used in what we call 'Safe sex'" Complete with air quotes.
KK raises an eyebrow and does not look amused. Either that or he clearly has no idea what she's talking about.
"Well you see sir...--

--Someone censor this...

[img]

*snicker* Well, I don't see why this situation can't happen. Aside from the nonexistence of a Walgreens and the fact that the only other way to get 'safe sex' items is from E-Boy.



Well, it's really simple why it absolutely CANNOT happen, EVER.


"You saved Pineapple!"
 
Profile Email
Quote
Gorbert
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:10 AM UTC  
Forum Improbable Badass
Improbable Badass

Status: offline

Registered: 01/06/09
Posts: 350

Quote by: Jade+XXIV

Someone will never leaves someone's spouse to be with someone else.

There, okay?



Actually that doesn't clarify much.


 
Profile Email
Quote
Merlin
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:10 AM UTC  
Forum Badass
Badass

Status: offline

Registered: 03/11/09
Posts: 102

Quote by: Zolotisty

Quote by: Jade+XXIV

Someone will never leaves someone's spouse to be with someone else.

There, okay?



I REMAIN UNSATISFIED.



here, have a muffin.


 
Profile Email
Quote
Zolotisty
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:11 AM UTC  
Forum Moderator
Moderator

Status: offline

Registered: 07/25/08
Posts: 570

Quote by: Tor+NaGoth

I just know the wizened old woman is madly in love with midget Tor....



ohmigawdyes.


BARK BARK BARK.
 
Profile Email
Quote
SicPuess
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:11 AM UTC  
Forum Improbable Badass
Improbable Badass

Status: offline

Registered: 08/10/08
Posts: 327

Quote by: K.K.+Victoria

Quote by: Rosin

Quote by: K.K.+Victoria

Quote by: Zolotisty

*stashes it in KK's coat*

Quick! You're all roleplayers. Think of a scene that would NEVER HAPPEN, on account of character personalities or circumstance or what have you, but you desperately wish would.

POTS AND KETTLES, OH, HOW BLACK THEY ARE.



"Damnit woman!" KK swears, smashing a fist onto the counter. "I don't know what they for! Lelila wanted, so I got!"
"Sir. You don't know what these are for?"
KK huffs, looking off. He honestly doesn't care. All this time wandering around in a Walgreens, several odd stares from middle aged women wondering what in the Hell he's doing there...

"No. I don't." He responds, biting his lip.
"Well, sir. These are used in what we call 'Safe sex'" Complete with air quotes.
KK raises an eyebrow and does not look amused. Either that or he clearly has no idea what she's talking about.
"Well you see sir...--

--Someone censor this...

[img]

*snicker* Well, I don't see why this situation can't happen. Aside from the nonexistence of a Walgreens and the fact that the only other way to get 'safe sex' items is from E-Boy.



Well, it's really simple why it absolutely CANNOT happen, EVER.



AH, will KK ever be able to raise chil'ren? *another grab for the mindbleach*


 
Profile Email
Quote
Rosin
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:12 AM UTC  
Forum Improbable Badass
Improbable Badass

Status: offline

Registered: 05/26/08
Posts: 295

Quote by: Zolotisty

Quote by: Tor+NaGoth

I just know the wizened old woman is madly in love with midget Tor....



ohmigawdyes.



Dear lord, Tor. I do hope you've got the cash to replace this fancy laptop with tea all over it.

Other than that, HILARIOUS.


A magpie's work is never done.
 
Profile Email
Quote
Calynx
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:12 AM UTC  
Forum Contender
Contender

Status: offline

Registered: 03/20/09
Posts: 49

Midget Tor can be a dear. He helped clean up the snow in clan hall today.


 
Profile Email
Quote
Gorbert
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:12 AM UTC  
Forum Improbable Badass
Improbable Badass

Status: offline

Registered: 01/06/09
Posts: 350

I don't think mindbleach is enough anymore. I'm going to have to go bathe my brain in sulfuric acid. If that kills me, it's been nice talking to you all.


 
Profile Email
Quote
Bernard
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:12 AM UTC  
Forum Improbable Badass
Improbable Badass

Status: offline

Registered: 10/26/08
Posts: 368

Quote by: Tor+NaGoth

I just know the wizened old woman is madly in love with midget Tor....



'Never happen', Tor, the rules were 'never happen'...


 
Profile Email
Quote
Jade XXIV
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:13 AM UTC  
Forum Improbable Badass
Improbable Badass

Status: offline

Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 264

I don't mean you, Rosin. I mean someone who is totally devoted to their spouse. That's why it would never happen.


Islanding since 2009.
 
Profile Email
Quote
Gorbert
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:14 AM UTC  
Forum Improbable Badass
Improbable Badass

Status: offline

Registered: 01/06/09
Posts: 350

Quote by: Jade+XXIV

I don't mean you, Rosin. I mean someone who is totally devoted to their spouse. That's why it would never happen.



Ah-ha! You are lusting after KK!


 
Profile Email
Quote
Rosin
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:14 AM UTC  
Forum Improbable Badass
Improbable Badass

Status: offline

Registered: 05/26/08
Posts: 295

Quote by: Jade+XXIV

I don't mean you, Rosin. I mean someone who is totally devoted to their spouse. That's why it would never happen.



Do you mean to say I'm not devoted? How dare you!


A magpie's work is never done.
 
Profile Email
Quote
Calynx
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:15 AM UTC  
Forum Contender
Contender

Status: offline

Registered: 03/20/09
Posts: 49

I saw you divorce her!!! I saw you!!! LOL

And Gorbert...come on now. Really?


 
Profile Email
Quote
Jade XXIV
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:16 AM UTC  
Forum Improbable Badass
Improbable Badass

Status: offline

Registered: 04/09/09
Posts: 264

Yeehaaaaw. Calynx has a point.

Rosin, you did divorce Akitsu Wink.


Islanding since 2009.
 
Profile Email
Quote
K.K. Victoria
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:16 AM UTC  
Forum Improbable Badass
Improbable Badass

Status: offline

Registered: 12/17/08
Posts: 498

Quote by: Gorbert

Quote by: Jade+XXIV

I don't mean you, Rosin. I mean someone who is totally devoted to their spouse. That's why it would never happen.



Ah-ha! You are lusting after KK!




I KNEW IT!








This isn't 1%,

It's 2%! GAH! That lady at the Publix lied!


"You saved Pineapple!"
 
Profile Email
Quote
Rosin
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:16 AM UTC  
Forum Improbable Badass
Improbable Badass

Status: offline

Registered: 05/26/08
Posts: 295

Quote by: Calynx

I saw you divorce her!!! I saw you!!! LOL

And Gorbert...come on now. Really?



That was an accident! It's hard enough to type the right thing when you're drunk, let alone when the 'T' and 'G' keys are right next to each other.


A magpie's work is never done.
 
Profile Email
Quote
SicPuess
 Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:16 AM UTC  
Forum Improbable Badass
Improbable Badass

Status: offline

Registered: 08/10/08
Posts: 327

Hmm... Gorbert snuggling Harley?


 
Profile Email
Quote
Content generated in: 1.64 seconds
New Topic Post Reply



 All times are UTC. The time is now 11:28 AM.

Normal Topic Normal Topic
Locked Topic Locked Topic
Sticky Topic Sticky Topic
New Post New Post
Sticky Topic W/ New Post Sticky Topic W/ New Post
Locked Topic W/ New Post Locked Topic W/ New Post
View Anonymous Posts 
Anonymous users can post 
Filtered HTML Allowed 
Censored Content