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I just know the wizened old woman is madly in love with midget Tor....
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Quote by: CalynxQuote by: SicPuessQuote by: CalynxKK Victoria that is the most hilarious scene EVER. Where is Lelila when you need her?
Merlin? Merlin? I'm giving you a Look.
#6 gets red as mars (huh, interesting) and desperately hopes first that it is not '6 that's here and second that she doesn't listen back...
Do you mean `6? like 6 and Q?
Yes #6 does.
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Quote by: Jade+XXIVSomeone will never leaves someone's spouse to be with someone else.
There, okay?
Actually, already happened. That's how I've become shacked up with Akitsu. Quite happy with the arrangement.
A magpie's work is never done.
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:10 AM UTC |
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Quote by: RosinQuote by: K.K.+VictoriaQuote by: Zolotisty*stashes it in KK's coat*
Quick! You're all roleplayers. Think of a scene that would NEVER HAPPEN, on account of character personalities or circumstance or what have you, but you desperately wish would.
POTS AND KETTLES, OH, HOW BLACK THEY ARE.
"Damnit woman!" KK swears, smashing a fist onto the counter. "I don't know what they for! Lelila wanted, so I got!"
"Sir. You don't know what these are for?"
KK huffs, looking off. He honestly doesn't care. All this time wandering around in a Walgreens, several odd stares from middle aged women wondering what in the Hell he's doing there...
"No. I don't." He responds, biting his lip.
"Well, sir. These are used in what we call 'Safe sex'" Complete with air quotes.
KK raises an eyebrow and does not look amused. Either that or he clearly has no idea what she's talking about.
"Well you see sir...--
--Someone censor this... [img]
*snicker* Well, I don't see why this situation can't happen. Aside from the nonexistence of a Walgreens and the fact that the only other way to get 'safe sex' items is from E-Boy.
Well, it's really simple why it absolutely CANNOT happen, EVER.
"You saved Pineapple!"
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:10 AM UTC |
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Quote by: Jade+XXIVSomeone will never leaves someone's spouse to be with someone else.
There, okay?
Actually that doesn't clarify much.
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Quote by: ZolotistyQuote by: Jade+XXIVSomeone will never leaves someone's spouse to be with someone else.
There, okay?
I REMAIN UNSATISFIED.
here, have a muffin.
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:11 AM UTC |
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Quote by: Tor+NaGothI just know the wizened old woman is madly in love with midget Tor....
ohmigawd yes.
BARK BARK BARK.
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:11 AM UTC |
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Quote by: K.K.+VictoriaQuote by: RosinQuote by: K.K.+VictoriaQuote by: Zolotisty*stashes it in KK's coat*
Quick! You're all roleplayers. Think of a scene that would NEVER HAPPEN, on account of character personalities or circumstance or what have you, but you desperately wish would.
POTS AND KETTLES, OH, HOW BLACK THEY ARE.
"Damnit woman!" KK swears, smashing a fist onto the counter. "I don't know what they for! Lelila wanted, so I got!"
"Sir. You don't know what these are for?"
KK huffs, looking off. He honestly doesn't care. All this time wandering around in a Walgreens, several odd stares from middle aged women wondering what in the Hell he's doing there...
"No. I don't." He responds, biting his lip.
"Well, sir. These are used in what we call 'Safe sex'" Complete with air quotes.
KK raises an eyebrow and does not look amused. Either that or he clearly has no idea what she's talking about.
"Well you see sir...--
--Someone censor this... [img]
*snicker* Well, I don't see why this situation can't happen. Aside from the nonexistence of a Walgreens and the fact that the only other way to get 'safe sex' items is from E-Boy.
Well, it's really simple why it absolutely CANNOT happen, EVER.
AH, will KK ever be able to raise chil'ren? *another grab for the mindbleach*
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:12 AM UTC |
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Quote by: ZolotistyQuote by: Tor+NaGothI just know the wizened old woman is madly in love with midget Tor....
ohmigawd yes.
Dear lord, Tor. I do hope you've got the cash to replace this fancy laptop with tea all over it.
Other than that, HILARIOUS.
A magpie's work is never done.
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:12 AM UTC |
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Midget Tor can be a dear. He helped clean up the snow in clan hall today.
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:12 AM UTC |
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I don't think mindbleach is enough anymore. I'm going to have to go bathe my brain in sulfuric acid. If that kills me, it's been nice talking to you all.
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:12 AM UTC |
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Quote by: Tor+NaGothI just know the wizened old woman is madly in love with midget Tor....
'Never happen', Tor, the rules were 'never happen'...
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:13 AM UTC |
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I don't mean you, Rosin. I mean someone who is totally devoted to their spouse. That's why it would never happen.
Islanding since 2009.
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:14 AM UTC |
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Quote by: Jade+XXIVI don't mean you, Rosin. I mean someone who is totally devoted to their spouse. That's why it would never happen.
Ah-ha! You are lusting after KK!
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:14 AM UTC |
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Quote by: Jade+XXIVI don't mean you, Rosin. I mean someone who is totally devoted to their spouse. That's why it would never happen.
Do you mean to say I'm not devoted? How dare you!
A magpie's work is never done.
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:15 AM UTC |
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I saw you divorce her!!! I saw you!!! LOL
And Gorbert...come on now. Really?
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:16 AM UTC |
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Yeehaaaaw. Calynx has a point.
Rosin, you did divorce Akitsu  .
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:16 AM UTC |
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Quote by: GorbertQuote by: Jade+XXIVI don't mean you, Rosin. I mean someone who is totally devoted to their spouse. That's why it would never happen.
Ah-ha! You are lusting after KK!
I KNEW IT!
This isn't 1%,
It's 2%! GAH! That lady at the Publix lied!
"You saved Pineapple!"
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:16 AM UTC |
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Quote by: CalynxI saw you divorce her!!! I saw you!!! LOL
And Gorbert...come on now. Really?
That was an accident! It's hard enough to type the right thing when you're drunk, let alone when the 'T' and 'G' keys are right next to each other.
A magpie's work is never done.
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 01:16 AM UTC |
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Hmm... Gorbert snuggling Harley?
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