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*offers Jade a big jar of peanut butter*
If croutons don't work, try this. Oh, and here's a spatula.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:38 PM UTC |
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Bears will eat many kinds of food. Croutons and salad oil give off enough scent that they should come pretty soon to investigate.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:41 PM UTC |
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"Scent?" *Adds a couple pounds of freshly fried bacon bits to Bernard*
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:41 PM UTC |
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A bear will be invariably defeated by people wearing rusty medieval armour. I say, therefore, bring them on.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:43 PM UTC |
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Yes, I agree. Let's leave Bernard here to be eaten by a bear. Then, when the bear's full and falls asleep, we'll kill it.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:44 PM UTC |
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Gor...why so obsessed with killing the bear?
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:44 PM UTC |
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Quote by: GorbertYes, I agree. Let's leave Bernard here to be eaten by a bear. Then, when the bear's full and falls asleep, we'll kill it.
"...And Bernard will climb out of the bear's insides..." You forgot to add.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:45 PM UTC |
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Quote by: Jade+XXIVGor...why so obsessed with killing the bear?
He sees the bear as his father. It's Freudian.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:45 PM UTC |
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I coulde sic me cattz on eet. Dey goe strait for zem eyyes.
... Liddle 'elp wif mie tentt? Zems news construcshions confuhze meh.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:45 PM UTC |
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I just think he's hungry. He hasn't eaten anything since he blew up.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:46 PM UTC |
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We are forgetting something very important about the bears.
BARK BARK BARK.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:46 PM UTC |
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*chews on a bit of tasty bacon from Bernard's armor*
Mmm. Very nice, Tor. Good smoky flavor.
Hermein, do you have any bread in that RV?
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:46 PM UTC |
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Quote by: Tor+NaGothI just think he's hungry. He hasn't eaten anything since he blew up.
Now that's definitely Freudian...
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:47 PM UTC |
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"...And Bernard will climb out of the bear's insides..." You forgot to add.[/p][/QUOTE]
Right! Of course.
As for killing the bear, Jade...I don't know. What else do we have to talk about?
I may be cranky, but I don't think I have any bear blood in me. Then I'd be a lot more prone to tearing people apart with my teeth and claws.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:48 PM UTC |
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*walks over to Sicpuess, looking over the parts*
No, it has to cross in the middle so the dome can go up. Like so. See? There you are. Tent's up!
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:48 PM UTC |
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Quote by: BernardQuote by: Tor+NaGothI just think he's hungry. He hasn't eaten anything since he blew up.
Now that's definitely Freudian...
No it isn't. Stop turning everything into innuendo.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:49 PM UTC |
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Sure! There's bread here somewhere. . .
*more searching*
Okay, I have wheat, and some oat-nut, and, what is this. Pumpernickel swirl? Well, whatever. Do you want some mayo, too?
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:50 PM UTC |
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Ooh, oat-nut? All right, never mind the bear.
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:50 PM UTC |
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Whatever you think goes best with mayo and bacon, please!
Gor...your teeth and claws? Wait, is this Titus?
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Thursday, April 09 2009 @ 09:52 PM UTC |
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Quote by: Jade+XXIVWhatever you think goes best with mayo and bacon, please!
Gor...your teeth and claws? Wait, is this Titus?
No, my hypothetical teeth and claws. No doubt Bernard will somehow turn that into innuendo as well.
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