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'What not to say during intercourse.'
Shouting 'Custard Creams' at climax is generally agreed to be a no-no.
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Quote by: Bernard'What not to say during intercourse.'
Shouting 'Custard Creams' at climax is generally agreed to be a no-no.
Cant.....breathe....laughing....too hard.
Help.
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 06:46 PM UTC |
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Quote by: Jade+XXIVQuote by: Bernard'What not to say during intercourse.'
Shouting 'Custard Creams' at climax is generally agreed to be a no-no.
Cant.....breathe....laughing....too hard.
Help.
Neither is shouting a Mortal Kombat esque
"FINISH HER!" The moment before.
"You saved Pineapple!"
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 06:48 PM UTC |
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Quote by: Bernard'What not to say during intercourse.'
Shouting 'Custard Creams' at climax is generally agreed to be a no-no.
Do the Rodeo bull. Doggy style, just before climax, shout her mum's name, then see how long you can hold on...
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 06:49 PM UTC |
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Quote by: K.K.+VictoriaQuote by: Jade+XXIVQuote by: Bernard'What not to say during intercourse.'
Shouting 'Custard Creams' at climax is generally agreed to be a no-no.
Cant.....breathe....laughing....too hard.
Help.
Neither is shouting a Mortal Kombat esque
"FINISH HER!" The moment before.
I concur. Good point that. Another one is whilst (and I recommend anyone with a more timid outlook on life ignore this post) behind your lady-friend, grabbing her ears and baying the word "MOOOOOOOOSSSSE!"
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 06:52 PM UTC |
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I have killed the thread.
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 06:53 PM UTC |
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No, you have given it a new, if slightly wrong, lease of life!
... Grace is just the measure of a fall ...
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 06:53 PM UTC |
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Quote by: BernardI have killed the thread.
It's been dead, Bernard.
Vinnie came over with a shovel. Beat it to death...
"You saved Pineapple!"
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 06:55 PM UTC |
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Quote by: SinkOrSwimNo, you have given it a new, if slightly wrong, lease of life!
I keep trying NOT to look at your photo there, Sink.
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 06:57 PM UTC |
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Quote by: Jade+XXIVQuote by: SinkOrSwimNo, you have given it a new, if slightly wrong, lease of life!
I keep trying NOT to look at your photo there, Sink.
Pourquoi? Is there something wrong with my stunningly athletic figure?
... Grace is just the measure of a fall ...
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 06:58 PM UTC |
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Quote by: SinkOrSwimQuote by: Jade+XXIVQuote by: SinkOrSwimNo, you have given it a new, if slightly wrong, lease of life!
I keep trying NOT to look at your photo there, Sink.
Pourquoi? Is there something wrong with my stunningly athletic figure?
For lack of better terminology I do believe it is just plain scary.
Cameron
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 07:00 PM UTC |
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And a hello to the new person. Hi Cameron/fictoris.
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 07:03 PM UTC |
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Why Hello there, How are you doing? I figured it was a good time to pop in and talk about the naked ass that seemed to be plaguing my screen.
Cameron
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 07:04 PM UTC |
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Quote by: fictorisWhy Hello there, How are you doing? I figured it was a good time to pop in and talk about the naked ass that seemed to be plaguing my screen.
Bloody hell, if everyone did that on the internet, then productivity would grind to a halt in seconds.
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 07:04 PM UTC |
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Scary, moi?
I am a harmless little hermit, bearded and unclad, fending off, as best I can, the various monsters created by an insane machine.
In the jungle there are demonic ducks, panthzers, moose, bedstead men and Stonehenge. And you find an image of my unclad derriere scary?
How odd...
... Grace is just the measure of a fall ...
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 07:07 PM UTC |
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I repeat. I should have skipped sleep instead of reading over ALL THOSE INSANE PAGES.
AWESOME POINTS for you all.
And Laphroaig for Sink.
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 07:07 PM UTC |
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Quote by: SinkOrSwimScary, moi?
I am a harmless little hermit, bearded and unclad, fending off, as best I can, the various monsters created by an insane machine.
In the jungle there are demonic ducks, panthzers, moose, bedstead men and Stonehenge. And you find an image of my unclad derriere scary?
How odd...
Funny. 2/5s of those monsters came from me...
"You saved Pineapple!"
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 07:09 PM UTC |
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Quote by: fictorisWhy Hello there, How are you doing? I figured it was a good time to pop in and talk about the naked ass that seemed to be plaguing my screen.
Any time and any excuse is a good point with which to jump into this epic thread of insanity...which I'm sure Third is all caught up on now, right dearest?
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 07:09 PM UTC |
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Quote by: BernardQuote by: fictorisWhy Hello there, How are you doing? I figured it was a good time to pop in and talk about the naked ass that seemed to be plaguing my screen.
Bloody hell, if everyone did that on the internet, then productivity would grind to a halt in seconds.
You make a point, but alas I couldn't help myself today!
And yes, the derriere is quite scary even compared to the monsters.
Cameron
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Friday, April 10 2009 @ 07:09 PM UTC |
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Quote by: SicPuessI repeat. I should have skipped sleep instead of reading over ALL THOSE INSANE PAGES.
AWESOME POINTS for you all.
And Laphroaig for Sink.
I'll take Laphroaig as well, if that's no trouble
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