Turns out it's just a silly little flash applet MMMROPROG adventure web page thingy. There isn't an Improbability drive at all. I was tipped off when the crotchety librarian greeter didn't specify whether the drive was finite or infinite, and I quickly came to the conclusion that I was arse naked in my own home when my icecream failed to bite me. Eitherway, Off to read some hair-raising Sci-Fi and eat this inoffensive pint here. toodloo!