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Pinche Cabron
 Sunday, August 09 2009 @ 04:55 AM UTC (Read 1790 times)  
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I'd like to be able to smuggle things onto the failboat by hiding them in my bum. There could be a shop in Pleasantville where you can get your bum enlarged to smuggle more bombs. Razz


 
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 Sunday, August 09 2009 @ 04:58 AM UTC  
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I'd like to be able to smuggle things onto the failboat by hiding them in my bum. There could be a shop in Pleasantville where you can get your bum enlarged to smuggle more bombs. Razz



Shop? Good god no, we already HAVE an NPC in Pleasantville who might be able to help. Doc Paprika, I am looking at you.


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 Sunday, August 09 2009 @ 05:15 AM UTC  
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I'd like to be able to smuggle things onto the failboat by hiding them in my bum.



Holy crap! All the possible things to do with your bum and this is what you've come up with? If you like, I'm sure a quick Internet search will turn up any number of bars near your location where people will be quite willing to help you enlarge your bum. I understand there are also plenty of, uhm, "specialized videos" that you can use as, ah, "inspiration." Yeah, that's it. Inspiration.

Now, what mischief would ye be planning for yon Failboat with yer bum-bombs, eh? Methinks the Watcher might not approve.* Also, methinks that afterward yer frilly pink underpants will no longer be welcome at Skrinky's Laundry in Squat Hole. Some stains never come out.
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* She may, however, have a selection of those "specialized videos" in her collection. Check the locked cabinet at the foot of her bed in her private quarters. I'm not saying I've ever been there myself or picked the lock, you understand. Nope, I don't know anything about those videos that went missing Thursday night--you didn't see me, you can't prove I did it, and I'm sticking to my story. I'm just talking out the side of my ass, so to speak.


 
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 Sunday, August 09 2009 @ 05:17 AM UTC  
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Does Paprika do anal enlargements? I thought just sex changes.

Another bonus for my idea is that Caveman Joe could re-use the text you get when eating regarding how stuffed one feels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKuDYbnXBJQ


 
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 Sunday, August 09 2009 @ 05:36 AM UTC  
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I feel I've made a terrible, terrible mistake by clicking on this topic....


 
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 Sunday, August 09 2009 @ 10:41 AM UTC  
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I feel I've made a terrible, terrible mistake by clicking on this topic....



I agree...


 
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LeGrande
 Sunday, August 09 2009 @ 02:55 PM UTC  
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Oh don't stop there ... after the operation, the Luggage Shack could fit you with a bumdolier! Laughing Out Loud


 
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 Sunday, August 09 2009 @ 02:59 PM UTC  
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I feel I've made a terrible, terrible mistake by clicking on this topic....



Wow, I'm with Jon on this one. My poor mind's eye!


 
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 Sunday, August 09 2009 @ 03:02 PM UTC  
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This is so wrong that it's rightness has warped into a one-way down to hell. But, LeGrande, you had me laughing.

... No, I'm going to stop thinking about it right now.


 
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 Sunday, August 09 2009 @ 03:09 PM UTC  
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Oh don't stop there ... after the operation, the Luggage Shack could fit you with a bumdolier! Laughing Out Loud



contents of the bumdolier could stay after a DK, thought with a very limited weight, if you overload it the consequences will be bad... really really bad..


 
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 Sunday, August 09 2009 @ 04:53 PM UTC  
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Ephasus, did I get you right? Did you say that there was a laundry in SquatHole? Squathole? Laundry's one of those things that posh people do, Jokers and the like. There's no call for one of them in Squathole.


 
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 Sunday, August 09 2009 @ 05:01 PM UTC  
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Ephasus, did I get you right? Did you say that there was a laundry in SquatHole? Squathole? Laundry's one of those things that posh people do, Jokers and the like. There's no call for one of them in Squathole.



Maybe....

MAYYYYYBE.......

The SquatHole laundry specializes in putting stains back IN.


 
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 Sunday, August 09 2009 @ 05:02 PM UTC  
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That's probably one of those season one anachronisms. The wiki is full of them. I've tried to mark some of them as season one things. And a laundry in Squat Hole would be highly improbable, which is why it was likely there.


 
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 Sunday, August 09 2009 @ 06:04 PM UTC  
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I say this cautiously, because I don't know what level of horrible the word is on in the UK.. but..

Bumdoliers? Sure, but for the ladies, fanny packs.


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Pinche Cabron
 Sunday, August 09 2009 @ 06:08 PM UTC  
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I say this cautiously, because I don't know what level of horrible the word is on in the UK.. but..

Bumdoliers? Sure, but for the ladies, fanny packs.



I believe the meaning is different, but it still should work for smuggling.


 
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 Monday, August 10 2009 @ 06:45 AM UTC  
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I feel I've made a terrible, terrible mistake by clicking on this topic....

Once you have seen the goatse pic, you can never unsee it. The FSM knows that I've TRIED.


 
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 Monday, August 10 2009 @ 06:51 AM UTC  
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I feel I've made a terrible, terrible mistake by clicking on this topic....

Once you have seen the goatse pic, you can never unsee it. The FSM knows that I've TRIED.

Oh God NO! Anything but Goatse! It's an affront to the Gods, it is!


 
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