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The NewHome Theme, in the spirit of William Shatner
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ZOLOTISTY: ... I can't sing.
THE SPIRIT OF WILLIAM SHATNER: Well hey. Neither can I, but did I let that stop me?
ZOLOTISTY: Oh, jeez, The Spirit of William Shatner, how did you get in here again. I thought I'd hidden the key.
THE SPIRIT OF WILLIAM SHATNER: I like the way this room smells.
ZOLOTISTY: ... I made bread.
THE SPIRIT OF WILLIAM SHATNER: Smells fresh. Smells like home.
ZOLOTISTY: ..th- thank you?
THE SPIRIT OF WILLIAM SHATNER: Answer the question.
ZOLOTISTY: Oh! Right. I guess you didn't let that stop you.
THE SPIRIT OF WILLIAM SHATNER: There you have it. Spread your wings! Soar like a majestic albatross, high above the clouds.. so high that the rivers seem to be the varicose veins of Mother Nature.
ZOLOTISTY: Uh.
THE SPIRIT OF WILLIAM SHATNER is GLASSY-EYED and DOESN'T SEEM TO BE PAYING ATTENTION. He leans PENSIVELY nearby and SMOKES A CIGARETTE.
THE SPIRIT OF WILLIAM SHATNER: ... i miss the earth so much.
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Friday, October 24 2008 @ 07:03 PM UTC
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Uploaded By: Zolotisty
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