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A mass Distraction CavemanJoe sent out in May 2017 to notify everyone about the upcoming server migration. An identical message was posted as a Message of the Day and can be found here: http://improbableisland.com/motd.php?month=2017-05

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From: Admin CavemanJoe
Subject: Improbable Island Server Migration
Sent: 2017-05-20 16:46:00

Hello Islanders! We've been on the same dedicated server since late 2009, and we've thoroughly outgrown it. This weekend we'll be packing our bags, saying a final tearful farewell, promising to write, and moving to a fancy new machine ten feet down the hall.

I'll be performing the changeover on Saturday morning EDT, the 27th of May, a week from today. Due to timezone differences, the changeover will probably begin mid-afternoon UTC. Throughout the process, the Island and the Enquirer will be down.

You can get updates on the process by following our Mastodon account at https://mastodon.social/@ImprobableIsland. If there's important news, it'll get crossposted to our Twitter account at https://twitter.com/improbableislnd, or our Facebook page. After the move is complete, we'll no longer be using our Twitter account.

(I mean, I know we already don't use it. We'll just be making it official.)

It'll take all afternoon to transfer player data to the new machine. Improbable Island's database weighs 1.6 gigabytes.

Now, I know we're all used to massive files by now, what with the video and music and pictures and bells and whistles of the modern digital age. A film on DVD is like nine gigs, you might look at 1.6 gigs and think "yeah, big deal" - but we're talking 1.6 gigabytes of plain text, here. Places descriptions, chat, Distractions, Mementos, bios, that sort of thing. Yes, there's some overhead in prerendered output, item definitions and what-have-you, but the lion's share is stuff that you lot have typed out.

Between the lot of you, you've written the equivalent of about a thousand copies of The Fellowship Of The Ring - and that's not counting anything in the Enquirer!

So, it's going to take a little while to re-establish the database, put each sentence or paragraph or novel into its proper slot, and instruct the new electric pixies where to find it and whatnot. I've done a couple of dry runs and it usually takes a couple of hours. We'll bring the game back online first, and work on the Enquirer after it becomes clear that nothing broke when we transferred the game.

After the move is complete, DNS servers will need to cache Improbable Island's new IP address before requests to improbableisland.com get routed to the new server. In theory this can take up to three days, but in practice it's usually a couple of hours depending on your ISP.

When we're back, we'll be faster than ever, and we'll be serving pages over HTTPS for extra security.

Thanks for your patience throughout this whole process. By the way, Nerv is now crawling and saying dada. Don't worry, I'll keep her away from the dev machine.

~CMJ

Improbable Island Server Migration Distraction from Admin CavemanJoe {!if musicalbum} /

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Saturday, May 20 2017 @ 05:40 PM UTC

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A nice song about the Island and what it is.

I did not make this video, I'm merely attempting to repost it here for posterity.

It Is an Island {!if musicalbum} /

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Sunday, October 02 2016 @ 10:18 AM UTC

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Keywords Fourmyle Song Instrumental Aer It Is an Island

This is a commission for the wonderful Marly. It is Marly and Harris. Harris and Marly? Those two crazy kids :D

This is this story: http://enquirer.improbableisland.com/dokuwiki/doku.php?id=dating_and_ewe

Crazy Love {!if musicalbum} /

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Friday, April 25 2014 @ 05:27 PM UTC

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Keywords Harris Marly Anniversary Dating

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Tuesday, July 10 2012 @ 01:14 AM UTC

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Keywords Georgia Ellis Joker

The CLOGlet is back to her regular old cyborg-kittymorph self, none of this joker nonsense.

CLOGlet {!if musicalbum} /

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Sunday, July 01 2012 @ 01:16 AM UTC

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Full Metal Lion finally got around to adding the damn cuckoo clock to his picture of the Drive, and the tail, which was originally made of wires that ported Improbability around the island. Also, this is a .png format, so, with a little luck, you should be able to super-impose it on stuff!

The Drive (But more this time!) {!if musicalbum} /

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Sunday, April 29 2012 @ 04:28 PM UTC

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Keywords Horatio Entwhistle The Drive Crab Lights FML Tea Party Attempt Two .png Full Metal Lion These Tags Only Matter To Me The Damn Cuckoo Clock Tail Improbability Gratuitous Tags Also I Just Noticed Almost Everything Is Rated A Five Or A Zero.

Harris as Joker, two ways, by our ineffable Shi.

That Joker Harris! {!if musicalbum} /

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Friday, March 30 2012 @ 07:02 AM UTC

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Keywords Harris, Joker, Awesome, Shi

As we gaze upon the visage of Horatio, there are many questions we must ponder. Questions like:
Is Full Metal Lion really the first one to upload a drawing of the Drive?
Is it supposed to look like a crab in a hat?
Is there a pattern to the lights?
What is the difference between a duck?
What are the lyrics to "Just Zombeing Myself"?
Has anyone made DriveKill pornography?
Why would anyone *do* that?

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Saturday, March 24 2012 @ 11:07 PM UTC

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All right, let's try submitting this again, shall we?

What a handsome gentleman! Only those who aren't worthy can't see him.

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Friday, March 23 2012 @ 12:57 AM UTC

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Keywords Bah. If you want to find this, search in the October folder.

A Portrait of Newb!Full Metal Lion, with his armor maxed out.

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Saturday, February 18 2012 @ 04:17 PM UTC

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Keywords Full Metal Lion Newb Technicolor Pimp Coat Invisisuit Kill ALL Monsters Chainsaw Lazy

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Sunday, September 11 2011 @ 08:36 PM UTC

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Sunday, September 11 2011 @ 08:36 PM UTC

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