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Username: monsterzero (Jerry)
Member Since: Thursday, September 17 2009 @ 08:10 PM UTC
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Location: West Coast, North America
Bio: Zeroth in a series of zero. A stout fellow with a dark bushy beard swinging 175 lbs. of Unabridged OED by a wide leather strap. Decanted at Alpha Complex, rose through the ranks to become Moptimizer and Chief Troubleshooter. Then made a teeny mistake.

He sometimes appears slow-witted, but it's a literal slowness, as though he suffers from a slight time-dilation. His sense of smell is unparalleled amongst bipeds. Has a tendency to try to eat things which it wouldn't ordinarily occur to most people to try to eat. This serves him in good stead on the Island.
PGP Key: Ia! Ia! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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